May 2013
40 posts
darrynek:
i have a can of spray paint. i see a large, white, blank wall. this is it. this is my big moment to stick it to the man. i begin to sweat profusely contemplating the absolute worst, foulest, most vile swear word in the english language. my hand trembles as i lift my can up and begin to spray. before long, my masterpiece is complete. i have done it
aduhm:
closing a 3-ring binder clasp on your finger
unfreshing:
laaaz chreesmas i gabe ju my haart pero like da bery nexx day ju gabe it awaaaay :’(
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chongthenomad:
so my little sister heard the ice cream truck and tried to grab her money and run after it but she couldn’t catch up so now she’s just kinda lying there on the street
rubywhiterabbit:
calderonbeta:
feralcastiel:
can you imagine if twitter existed in the 1800s
abe lincoln tweeting shit like “wow this play sucks just shoot me”
too soon
HE WAS SHOT IN 1865
copslay:
oh man im nearly out of toilet pap-
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randomstuff134:
sodamnrelatable:
take a moment to realize you have never seen your face in person, just reflections and pictures
some scientists agree that if you saw a clone of yourself, you wouldn’t recognise it as you, because our idea of what we look like is so different from what we actually look like
basedona10000caloriediet:
kinzilauren:
maarkhoppus:
caucasianandwhite:
maarkhoppus:
fall out boy, paramore and justin timberlake on the iTunes top 10 charts wow hello 2006
i wasnt even alive in 2006
why the fuck is a six year old on tumblr
sorryforpartybarackin:
OH ‘sexually active’ i thought you said ‘radioactive.’ well in that case, no. i am not
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iloveyoulikekanyeloveskanye:
boys like it when youre playfully mean to them. call them names. punch them on the shoulder. murder their families
April 2013
45 posts
eggsammich:
you know when you accidentally close an important tab and you feel like you dropped a baby off a cliff
kyladian:
imgonnariverdance:
IT ALL STARTED FROM
AND NOW
I HAVE HAD IT WITH THIS WEBSITE
I laughed more than I’m willing to admit..
dilemmemily:
one time we got a new kid in fifth grade and he walks right in and sticks his hand under the stapler and staples his hand and just looks at the teacher and goes “I’m going to the nurse” and leaves
